HAPPY EASTER

An Easter Poem From The Dog

You feed me when I'm hungry,

You keep water in my dish.

You let me sleep on anything,

or in any place I wish.

You sometimes let me

lick your hands,

or even lick your face,

despite the fact

I've licked myself

in every private place

You taught me how

to come when called

You taught me how to sit

You always let me

go outside,

so I can take

a s**t stroll.

You'll always have my loyalty,

up to the bitter end.

'Cause after all, it's plain to see...

That you're a dog's best friend!

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

Sniffs, The HoundDogs